Why Vote for Savannah?

Hello, citizen of Grass Valley! Do you need a reason to vote for Savannah Coughlin as Mayor of your town? Well, here are 10!

1. Savannah has proven time and again that she is for the people of our town!
2. She supports all styles of life - and weed!
3. She's probably the only candidate with pet donkeys!
4. She is a hard-working American, just like you and me!
5. Savannah is a great communicator, and en even better excommunicator!
6. She may run for President one day, and wouldn't you like to say that you voted for her back when she was Mayor?!
7. Dogs.
8. When North San Juan is sending their trimmigrants, they aren't sending their best. They're sending their potheads, their meth-heads, their tweakers. Tremendous.
9. She isn't Donald Trump. There's your main one right there.
10. She's the Bernie of our Generation!